In the spirit of pack-ratting...

I can't think of the name of her youtube channel but a few months ago I was watching this girl in her bedroom try to give away used makeup. Forgive me - 'gently' used makeup. For whatever reason she has a big enough following that it's actually a successful endeavour and people seem to like her more for it.

Thought I'd give it a shot.

Chomps' Four Days Left Til Christmas Giveaway:

1. an Ikea Poang armchair that seems to collect more cat hair than it does the bums of visitors. I'm not going to vacuum it for you, either. As fuckin' is, friends.

2. a mattress that will manage to stab you in both your oblique muscles as well as your shoulders. Also occasionally your calves depending on whether or not you remember to sleep in an 'S' position.

3. a Yoga Booty Ballet DVD that I can't bring myself to watch anymore. It came with a ball to put between your legs when you're doing crunches but I can't find it.

4. Some cables that have come with us from apartment to apartment that are hook-ups for the television set and internet. Varied sizes because our outlets are always different distances away from the necessary electronics.

5. Forty different paint rollers. Some are used and washed, some are just because I guess I used to like collecting shit that could potentially be given away or sent to the landfill later.

6. Two bags of Holistic Blend cat treats that are opened but still remain uneaten. I'm pretty sure they taste awful, my cats will eat insects before they show interest in those things. With flavours like "Dusty Whitefish" and "Musty Ground Beef" I'm not sure what their problem is.

You want what I got? first to comment gets it all. Second to comment gets to take it from the first commenter if they're the victor in a fisticuffs battle.

Happy Holidays!