poop smell stuck in the nose hairs of life

• Would you ever eat all the toppings that you usually put on pizza together in a bowl and eat it with a fork? I wouldn't. How about on toast? Maybe I would.
• When you say something funny that you thought of and made some people laugh, but then one of them always says "where's that from?" like they're pretty sure you just re-used a line from a television show but you didn't even, does that mean the person is just trying to soothe themselves for being boring and awful?
• If something is small but there are no bigger things next to it or around it of the same kind, those small things are just the things that they are. Except penises.
• The most disgusting fruit is a cherry.

This is the best example I could find of those commercials that freak me out. The actors aren't speaking but you know what I mean.